29 5 / 2012
the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
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29 5 / 2012
they used a kanye west song in the great gatsby trailer because when I think f. scott fitzgerald my first thought is kanye west.
(Source: fitzgeraldist, via pocketloki)
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27 5 / 2012
"You keep putting one foot in front of the other and one day you look back and you’ve climbed a mountain."
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27 5 / 2012
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27 5 / 2012
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.
(Source: alphageek2011, via surfeitdoldrums)
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25 5 / 2012
Why people love Loki more than Thor
How Thor asks to borrow your horse:
How Loki asks to borrow your horse:
Case closed.
…BUT WHAT IS LOKI GONNA DO WITH THAT HORSE??
*chokes*
OH GOD.
(via pocketloki)
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23 5 / 2012
Best 8 Seconds of my life.
this again dkjfsd
I reblog this every time it appears from the depths of tumblr.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS AMAZING
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OHMYGAHD I’M SO DEADDDDD
OMFG.
(via ellen024)
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22 5 / 2012
the difference between DC & Marvel
- Yo: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
- Yo: YOLO
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21 5 / 2012
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