iamtonysexual: hausereiring: roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice Yes, yes, yes
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
justsayn0-kids: summer (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) bathing suits (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) dresses (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) shorts (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) tank tops (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) skirts (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) summer (◕‿◕✿) SHAVING (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
motherfucking recipes: MOTHERFUCKING LIFE LESSONS... →
fuckingrecipes: - Disposing of a body is fairly easy, as long as you’re not squeamish. - Body language is just as, or more important than words - It is far more useful to say ‘I made a mistake, I’ll try to do better’ than to say ‘I’m sorry’ - If you fuck something up, try to fix it - If you can’t fix it,… who thought a cooking blog would give pretty good life advice :)
Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
I'm The Only One In The World: roachpatrol: Has... →
roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang. Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in…
transhumanisticpanspermia: people complain about people “looking for race, class, and gender in everything” but once you know how to see the race, class, and gender divisions in society, you see it everywhere even if you aren’t looking i’m mostly on the benefiting end of those things, so i actually had to learn how to see them but once you learn to do so, you see why those on the short end of...
Writers don’t write from experience, though many are resistant to admit that...– Nikki Giovanni (via meggannn)
oomshi: petition to have “bitch i might be” added to the dictionary
leavemealoneniall: balthazarswings: [AGGRESSIVELY SINGS ALONG WITH THE WORLDLESS GAME OF THRONES INTRO] #dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun dun dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun dun #duuunnnn dun da da dunnnnn dun da da dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun dun #dunnnnnn dunnnnnn dunnnn dunnn da da dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun...
sadistic-tampon: themano: Pika I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
221books: catbountry: myeyesarehazel: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence. My entire life summed up in one sentence.
renlyslittlerose: westbor0baptistchurch: Seeing people having fun without u. #stannis the comment, though.
pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period? THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
ohdickins: littl-ebird: laviesanspeur: lightly-living: iam-livingdeadgirl: nevvzealand: one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles…. ...
feistie: if I had a rapper name, it’d be Lay-Z
On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds...– Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings) god bless. yes. take note, boys.
principatus: fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
1) Embrace having big emotions: In Annie Hall, there’s a joke about a couple...– http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-take-rejection-very-poorly-and-dont-know-how-to-fix-it#comment-872834097 (via feelsreal)